In this Jan. 28, 2010 file photo, panda cubs from the Wolong Giant Panda Reserve Center in Sichuan are seen at a Shanghai zoo in China. Japanese panda fans will be able to see the endangered animals in Tokyo next year for the first time since 2008, after the city reached an agreement to pay nearly $1 million a year to borrow a pair from China, officials said Friday, Feb. 12. Tokyo’s Ueno Zoo has been without a giant panda for the first time since 1972, when a pair arrived to mark the signing of a peace treaty between Japan and China. (AP Photo/Eugene Hoshiko, File)
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Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers
Ground beef pattie topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.
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Gates Of Hell
Bill Gates croaked it and met his maker, and God said, “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and we even have them up here now, yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.
Bill Gates said, “What’s the difference between the two?” God said, “It might help you decide if you took a peek. I’ve set up webcams at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?” Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear blue waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. “This is great!” said Bill. “If this is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven.” God said, “Here then” and clicked on his mouse and they viewed Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. “God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell.” “As you wish,” said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. “How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, “This is awful! This isn’t what we watched at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?” “Oh, that,” said God. “That was the screen saver…”
—- nice one!. xa rin naman ata ung nag-imbento nun eh. hahaha
